Scraps of my Life

NO! Say it ain’t true!!!! Gigi ordered PORN at the hotel last night????? OH MY GOD…not my 89 year old Grandmother-in-Law??? What is this world coming to???????

ROFL (rolling on floor laughing, for those of you who don’t know what ROFL is)!!!!

As we (Rochell, Gigi, David and I) were stuck in the Las Vegas traffic trying to get home, Rochell was looking at the bill that she received this morning from Hampton Inn and there was a $13.99 charge for a movie in the room. She asked Gigi if she watched a movie last night. Gigi said she hadn’t but she did have a heck of a time finding the Olympics on NBC. At some point she handed the remote to Rochell and Rochell found the right channel.

Apparently Gigi hit a combination of buttons that ended with her, unbeknownst to her, ordering a movie. As the discussion progressed I came to the realization that usually the movies, the ones that are still not out on DVD anyway, were $7.99-$9.99 as an “in-room movie”…it’s the PORN that is more expensive.

{OK, I confess, I know this from personal experience…Bri and I ordered one, once, in our younger, friskier days…that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it)

So, back to my story, after this realization was voiced, Gigi looked at me a bit wide-eyed, blushed a bit,then didn’t say another word. Meanwhile, Rochell, says, “WELL, WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE ME UP, I MIGHT HAVE WANTED TO SEE THAT!”. It was a good thing we were stuck in traffic and not moving cuz I lost it.

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