OMG – My nephew, Cameron, is freaking hysterical!
Cameron and David have been my paid “employees” today. I’ve been packing boxes and they’ve been schlepping them to the garage. I’ve even instituted a fee for squabbling. They only squabbled once so I deducted $5 from each boys wages! That put an end to the squabbling! Since they worked so hard I ok’d Cameron spending the night at our house…but before we went to Grandma’s to get his pj’s, toothbrush, etc., I took them out to dinner.
While at dinner, David brought his little hand-held 20 Questions game to pass the time. We took turns answering and guessing while we waited. It continued on the ride over to Grandma’s house. Once we got Cameron’s stuff we headed back to my house. On the way back to the house, Billy Squire came on the radio…can you guess which song? Yep, “The Stroke”. You know what “The Stroke” is about don’t you? It’s exactly what it sounds like! So this inspires Cameron to see if the “20 Questions” game will come up with the “right” answer.
- Is it Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, or other? Hmm, other
- Do you hold it when you use it? Uh…yeah
- Is it used in travel? I hope so! LOL
- Does it come in a box? Only on Saturday Night Live
- Would you give it as a gift? Only once!
- Would you find it in an office? I hope so
- Can you enjoy it? I think the overwhelming concensus on this is yes!
- Do you use it in your home? See above!
- Does it contain a liquid? LOL
- Can it be washed? It better be!
- Do you clean it regularily? God, I hope so
- Is it soft? SOMETIMES
- Is it something you can purchase? Are we talking the real thing or a reasonable facsimile
- Can you smell it? I suppose if you really want to
- Is it straight? Once again, I hope so?
- Does it go inside other things? (OK this is where Cameron totally lost it!!!) ‘Nuff said
- Can it fit in an envelope? Can you imagine a paper cut there?
- Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Only if you are John Holmes
- Can you put something into it? Only trained professionals!
- Is it used in a sport? I’m afraid to think what kind of sport it would be used in!
The game comes back with “Is it a muscle?” Hmmmm? I don’t know if that is classified as a muscle or not? I can’t stop laughing long enough to continue! ROFL
Oh the minds of 14 year old boys! The scary part is my mind is right there with him. ROFL
