Annoying Person (AP): Where is “such and such”? (exasperated)
Me: Out
AP: Where?
Me: errands
AP: Did they go for an early lunch?
Me: No, errands
AP: Well, when will they be back?
Me: When they are done or, I assume, after lunch, whichever comes first.
AP: When is that?
Me: When is what?
AP: When will they be back from lunch?
Me: Normally 1:00
AP: But I need them now!
Me: Well if it’s an emergency I’m sure I can track someone down, what is the problem?
AP: UGH! (turns and leaves).
I’m so sorry the person you are looking for is not immediately available to you. However, unless I am told otherwise, I will continue to be vague about their whereabouts and no I will not give out their cell phone number. You really don’t have to know where everyone is at this second, nor what they are doing…Some things are just none of your business. Deal with it.
OK, rant over!
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That’s when you want to say…”Just go away.”