“WAIT!! WAIT!!” The tale of a Cat and a Toothbrush

As David has grown, and is better able to articulate, we don’t have the same amount of hysterical conversations we used to when he was younger.  But he still does make me laugh on a pretty regular basis and today was just one of those days! I need to preface this story with a little [...]

If I can smell you coming…

I think I’ve been pretty clear up till now, that I’m a “bunny hugger” rather than a “bambi hunter”.  And now I live in the Bambi hunting grounds. It is just something I could never do…don’t get me wrong! I’m not saying we should outlaw hunting or anything!!! It’s just that after going to high [...]

Funniest New TV Show

“Worst Cooks in America” on the Food Network has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen on TV in a long time.  It’s another reality show, yeah I know, a reality show…but it was hysterical last night.  All of us were around the TV, laughing until our sides ached last night. The premise is that [...]

SEX!

David and I were coming home from his final basketball game for the season (YEAH!) when we started talking about video games.  He really wants a PS2 game called “God of War” but it’s rated M for mature. David asked why it was rated M. I explained that it was for a number of reasons [...]

David’s Random “Funny”

David was climbing into bed so we could study for his Social Studies test the other night. As he is climbing up onto the bed he says: “Oops, my butt cracked and air leaked out!” Shortly there after I got a whiff of the air that leaked out…it was what another friend used to call [...]

Redneck Snowboarding

So David, nephew Cameron, and I are sitting in a movie theatre in Dickinson, ND.  We are waiting for the new Harry Potter flick to start.  Somehow or another, the two boys get on the subject of snowboarding.  David turns to me and says, “Hey, Mom, guess what me, Cameron, and Jake are gonna do [...]

Friday Funny

Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? The DNA is all the same and there aren’t any dental records. I know, it’s twisted…much like me!!!

A Book Report on the Bible

Gigi handed me a pamphlet her niece sent her.  Gigi was telling me that her niece, MaryAnn, sent a copy of the newsletter her apartment complex in Milwaukee sends out monthly to it’s residents.  At first Gigi didn’t really understand why MaryAnn sent, then she got to the back page and suddenly, everything, was clear.  [...]

Billy Squire and “20 Questions”

OMG – My nephew, Cameron, is freaking hysterical! Cameron and David have been my paid “employees” today.  I’ve been packing boxes and they’ve been schlepping them to the garage.  I’ve even instituted a fee for squabbling.  They only squabbled once so I deducted $5 from each boys wages!  That put an end to the squabbling!  [...]

You know you aren’t paying total attention when…

I need to preface this by saying I don’t drink in front of Brian.  I don’t want to make him uncomfortable.  On the rare occasion I do drink, I’ve usually bought a 6-pack of beer (some microbrew) while he is out of town.  Like last week.  I bought a 6-pack of Pyramid Hefe Weizen on [...]

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